The Alien Report

OK I’ll admit it: I just finished watching all nine episodes of Jersey Shore. Seeing eight self obsessed twenty-somethings share a house and one single brain cell turned out to be quite entertaining after all. 5 million other Americans apparently agree, as that astronomical figure was the estimated audience for the season finale.

I’m from the old school I guess.  Back in the day MTV used to play music videos. Now it promotes Parliaments, boob jobs, binge drinking and tanning salons. Lovely.

Unsurprisingly, talks are already underway for a second season ‘down the shore’.

You know what? Forget next summer. I’d much rather see this story continue in about 5-6 years when the parental money tree is all but bare and the cast are all working at Enterprise. They could call it The Real World.

Oh wait.

*Insert sound of wind whistling through ears here*